67 Funny Golf Puns, Jokes, And One-Liners


Golf is fun but it can be frustrating. It’s always helpful when you can add a little humor to your game. The next time you’re out with a group and someone makes a bad shot, lighten the mood with one of these hilarious golf puns!

One of the benefits of playing golf is getting to spend time with friends. We searched the internet for you to find the best funny golf jokes that you can entertain them with.

In this post, you’ll find golf puns and jokes that will crack you up. There’s even a list of funny golf one-liners to help you unwind and have a good laugh.

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29 Great Golf Puns

  1. May the course be with you (Also a golf saying for good luck)

  2. Kiss my putt

  3. The duke of hazards

  4. Fairway to heaven

  5. This is all fore the best

  6. You’re the best, by par

  7. Green there, done that

  8. Let’s par-tee

  9. Having a rough time

  10. Golf forth and prosper

  11. Green and bear it

  12. You’re tee-riffic

  13. You are my cup of tee

  14. Asking fore a friend

  15. Swingin’ in the rain

  16. You drive me crazy

  17. To tee or not to tee

  18. Start of a beautiful friend-chip

  19. Stay humble and put your eagle aside

  20. Putter late than never

  21. It’s ball or nothing

  22. Un-fore-gettable in every way

  23. Good times as par as the eye can see

  24. No ifs, ands, or putts about it

  25. It doesn’t get putter than this

  26. Careful, putter fingers

  27. Care fore a spot of tee?

  28. A chip off the old block

  29. Let it tee

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19 Funny Golf Jokes

Q: What should you do if you’re caught in a lightning storm during a round of golf?

A: Hold your 1-iron up high because even Mother Nature can’t hit a 1-iron.

Q: Why are computers good at golf?

A: Because they have hard drives.

Q: When is it too wet to play golf?

A: When your golf cart capsizes.

Q: Why do golfers hate cake?

A: Because they might get a slice.

Q: Which actress is good at golf?

A: Minnie Driver.

Q: Why did the golfer change her socks?

A: Because she had a hole in one.

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Q: What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?

A: The bogey.

Q: Why do the pros tell you to keep your head down during golf lessons?

A: So you can’t see them laughing.

Q: What does a golfer’s diet consist of?

A: A lot of greens and water.

Q: What’s the easiest shot in golf?

A: Your fourth putt.

Q: What’s a golfer’s favorite letter?

A: Tee.

Q: What’s a golfer’s favorite bird?

A: Any birdie will do.

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Q: Where can you find 100 doctors on any given day?

A: A golf course!

Q: Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?

A: Clubbing.

Q: What do you call a wizard who can turn himself into a golf club?

A: Harry Putter.

Q: Why do golf announcers whisper?

A: Because they don’t want to wake up the people watching.

Q: What should NASA do if it wants to explore water on Mars?

A: Send a golfer there to hit a golf ball.

Q: Have you ever wondered how the moon got craters?

A: Three words: Chuck Norris golfing.

Q: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

A: He was perfecting his swing.

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19 Funny Golf One-Liners

  1. Golfers always carry two pairs of pants, in case they get a hole in one.

  2. It takes fore golfers to change a lightbulb.

  3. Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play softball.

  4. Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

  5. Golfers are scared of the Bogey-man.

  6. Golf is an easy game… it’s just hard to play.

  7. A golfer’s favorite flowers are fore-get-me-nots.

  8. Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

  9. A friendly golfer is known as a social putter-fly.

  10. I shot one under at golf. One under a tree, and one under the water.

  11. The only thing that causes more cheating than golf is income taxes.

  12. Golf is like life.. you strive for the green, but end up in the hole.

  13. One golf ball said to the other, “See you a round.”

  14. When golfers aren’t golfing, they putter around.

  15. A golfer’s favorite dance is the bogey.

  16. A golfer’s favorite bird is an eagle.

  17. Oxymoron: An easy par three.

  18. Computers are good at golf because they have a hard drive.

  19. To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.

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