103 Funny Golf Puns And One-Liners Fore A Great Time
Golf is fun but it can be frustrating. It’s always helpful when you can add a little humor to your game. The next time you’re out with a group and someone makes a bad shot, lighten the mood with one of these hilarious golf puns!
Unless you are golfing alone, one of the benefits of playing golf is getting to spend time with friends. We searched the internet for you to find the best funny golf jokes that you can entertain them with during your casual golf formats.
In this post, you’ll find golf puns that will crack you up. There’s even a list of funny golf one-liners to help you unwind and have a good laugh.
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Great Golf Puns
All bets par off
May the course be with you (also a golf saying for good luck)
The duke of hazards
Fairway to heaven
Caddy issues
This is all fore the best
Hole lot of love
Divot-ted to the game
Hole-hearted fun
You’re the best, by par
Driving ambition
Green there, done that
Let’s par-tee
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Having a rough time
Golf forth and prosper
Green and bear it
Swinging to success
You’re tee-riffic
Getting into the swing of things
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Divot and conquer
You are my cup of tee
Par-fectly played
From tee to shining tee
Asking fore a friend
Swingin’ in the rain
You drive me crazy
To tee or not to tee
Start of a beautiful friend-chip
Stay humble and put your eagle aside
Putter late than never
It’s ball or nothing
Bread and putter
Un-fore-gettable in every way
Catch me riding birdie
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I’m at a loss fore words
It’s a tee-utiful day
Putter luck next time
Good times as par as the eye can see
Social putterfly
I peg your pardon?
No ifs, ands, or putts about it
It doesn’t get putter than this
Take a drive
Not all men are created eagle
Nose drive
Putter late than never
The start of a beautiful friend-chip
It’s a cry fore help
A stroke of luck
I wouldn’t putt it past them
Drive right in
Quit wasting time puttering around
Careful, putter fingers
Care fore a spot of tee?
A chip off the old block
Let it tee
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Funny Golf Puns
What a load of trap
Course language
Kiss my putt
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To putt a long story short
I like big putts and I cannot lie
Been there, putted that
Life’s a pitch and then you putt
Quit teeing me off
Fore-get about that
Get a grip
Driving me wild
Green with envy
My golf balls see more woods than a hiker
Drive it like you stole it
Putt naked
In the bunker, sand-tastic
Just puttering around
Sub-par behavior
Hole-in-none
Dress fore success
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It’s a hard putt life
Shut up and drive
Putter face
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Funny Golf One-Liners
Golfers always carry two pairs of pants, in case they get a hole in one.
It takes fore golfers to change a lightbulb.
Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play softball.
Your backswing’s great, shame about the follow-through.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
I’ve got more slices than a pizzeria.
Golfers are scared of the Bogey-man.
Your golf game says a lot, mostly that you need lessons.
Golf is an easy game… it’s just hard to play.
A golfer’s favorite flowers are fore-get-me-nots.
Your golf balls should be on a milk carton.
Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.
A friendly golfer is known as a social putter-fly.
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I shot one under at golf. One under a tree, and one under the water.
The only thing that causes more cheating than golf is income taxes.
If temper tantrums improved the game, you’d be a pro.
Golf is like life.. you strive for the green, but end up in the hole.
One golf ball said to the other, “See you a round.”
To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.
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When golfers aren’t golfing, they putter around.
A golfer’s favorite dance is the bogey.
A golfer’s favorite bird is an eagle.
Oxymoron: An easy par three.
Computers are good at golf because they have a hard drive.
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